"It's a me! Maaario!" - Mario, Assassin's Creed 2
Champion of The Mushroom Kingdom Mario entered The League with high hopes of becoming the very best.
Unfortunately for our mustached friend after a series of less then spectacular performances and a large drug bust Mario was fired. UNTIL NOW.
Death[]
On January 28, at 9:46 AM in The Mushroom Kingdom, Mario has been found dead infront of his Lambo, with a note attached to his arsehole enstating that he got boned hard.
Resurrection and Return to Wrasslin[]
On the 1st of March, a miracle happened that even Jessica herself did not foresee. Mario and his brother, Weegee, came back to the roster with surprising results. Some say they came back to life and empowered with their newfound strength because of Bowser.