Dave is an ancient wrestler from ancient times, but is now wanted by the cops for the murder of Lita, who didn't survive the massive stop sign and cheese beatdown combined with a jump from a ladder.
Another self-inserted character that nobody likesself-insert implies that it was inserted by one's self
- Women's Champion from over a decade ago
- Transported through time by the CEO
Terrible at wrestlingwhat did you expect from a woman?
- Beat Ivory to within an inch of her life with a stopsign for the Women's Title.
- Challenged PK to a money in the bank match after Mike's raping by jensen, but lost rather soon when PK bought out ANOTHER wrassler, this time it was Cell.