I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.
|Titles||The First Human Spectre|
|Enemies||Reapers, Terrorists, Reporters|
You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard.
Commander Shepard is a human hero on a galactic scale, devoting his career as a soldier in the Systems Alliance to fighting off a force of cuttlefish-shaped spaceships named The Reapers, who threaten to wipe out the galaxy as we know it. With his endless range of alien waifus and raw awesome, he is truly a force to be reckoned with. When he met his untimely end after Mass Effect 3, his corpse was sent through a portal that sent it to the 21st century, into Skelenegro's office. Skelenegro recognized the dead hero, and brought him back from the dead using cutting-edge technology that recreated him exactly as he was before his heroism got the better of him.
He has tasted the ring already, and is a confirmed wrassler. Many doubt that will last long, however, because of Shepard's intensely sporadic (but mostly negative) track record.
"The /v/WE lost 5 wrasslers: Jackie Chan , Buzz , Woody , Jason , Crash Bandicoot , and yes, I remember them all. Everyone in the /v/WE is a hero. The tournament owes them all medals, Jessica owes them a lot more than that. And so do you." - Commander Shepard, on the /v/WE and its losses.
Trivia & Theme SongsEdit
- The actions of Skelenegro have confirmed him to be the past soul of the Illusive Man.
- He has confirmed that the /v/WE is his favourite wrassling tournament in the citadel.
- Due to a multitude of different Shepards in separate timelines, it is rumored that the Shepard that dropped in Skelenegro 's office possibly isn't the real one.
- Is the loving owner of a hamster and several fish.